Sunday, July 25, 2010

Things that are just plain wrong

When you're trying to lose weight and hence end up in something called a Gym and work your rear end off out (FIGURATIVELY things like this never happen in real life :( ) you're usually tired. Almost so tired that a tiny part of you keeps hoping that you slip and break a couple of bones just so that you don't have to go through that again.
And you're hungry too.

Okay, you're always hungry.

Anyway, somehow, in manner of Freedom Fighter in 1947, despite your oh-so-many injuries (just because you can't see it doesn't mean its not there. The cast of Twilight and Paris Hilton are known exceptions to this rule) you crawl all the way to the lobby of your stupid building.

Guess who's in the elevator with you?

If you guessed "fart man" or "nosey guy" or the "forever talker" or similar, you're wrong.

Its worse.

Much, much worse.

Its the Pizza Delivery Guy.

And he has more than one large, smells-like-heaven pizza.

And yes, your next door neighbours ordered it.

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